Pumpkin Smashing for the Cows. Friday or Saturday from 10 to 4 pm at the Farm. Bring your pumpkins and squash!

Love a Cow; Smash a Pumpkin!

written by

Carole Soule

posted on

October 31, 2024

It's almost pumpkin-smashing time at Miles Smith Farm. Bring your unwanted pumpkins and squash to the farm between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. on Friday or Saturday and smash them into cattle food. My cattle will love you for it.

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For my cattle, autumn means more than pretty foliage. In the mornings, frost is on the pumpkin, bringing them joy. Frozen pumpkins thaw in the autumn sunshine, making them soft and squishy, perfect for chewing and a delightful alternative to dry hay.

But who wants to wait for the weather to do its work? Not the cows at Miles Smith Farm. Every year after Halloween, people of all ages descend on the farm to bust up unwanted pumpkins. I call them The Pumpkin Smashers.

The cows and steers don't care if a pumpkin has a smiley face or was carved to look like a ghost. They don't care if the carving was done with consummate skill or clumsy enthusiasm. But they do care whether the pumpkin is easy to eat. Whole pumpkins are hard to bite into, but carved pumpkins give cattle something to sink their top teeth into. (Cattle have no bottom front teeth.) Carved jack-o-lanterns may be easy to eat, but the delicious gooey seeds are missing. Bovines love the seeds, which are also a natural dewormer for most ruminant species, which include goats, cattle, and sheep. Who knew pumpkins were medicine as well as food?

When a car drives up, the cattle will run to the fence, watch the visitor set a pumpkin on the smashing stump, pick up a sledgehammer, lift it high, and then whack it down on an unsuspecting pumpkin. Sometimes, the pumpkin skitters away and needs a second smashing. It often splits into smaller bits, just right for munching.

The little people, children too small to safely swing a sledgehammer, often dash a small pumpkin against a rock. Sometimes that technique works, sometimes not. I've seen helpful parents lift a burdensome pumpkin overhead and propel it onto the ground, laughing as it splatters.

Do you have a secret (or not-so-secret) desire to smash things? Maybe you'd like to watch the cattle chase an escaped pumpkin as it rolls down the hill? Collect your non-yet-smashed pumpkins (paint-free, please) and bring them to the farm. Even if you don't have any, we usually have extras. Stop by the farm between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. on Friday or Saturday to try your favorite smashing technique.

Remember, there is no right or wrong way to smash. The cattle don't care. All they want are bite-sized bits. It's rare when smashing something can be an act of kindness!

Carole Soule is co-owner of Miles Smith Farm, where she raises and sells beef, pork, eggs, and other local products. She can be reached at carole@soulecoaching.com. Carole is also now a certified Life Coach who helps humans and K-9s achieve the impossible a little at a time.

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