How It Works
Four suites. Four incredible views.
One very good decision.
Pick your two-night stay in one of our farmhouse suites and wake up to Highland Coos outside your window.
Don't wait — this offer closes April 30, 2026.
You're welcome to join us even if you don't live on the Vineyard.
Book your two-night farmhouse stay, enter code VineyardHalf, and just like that — you've got 50% off and The Ultimate Cow Experience waiting for you. A little gift from us to you, valid through April 30, 2026.
The Highlands are calling.
Mud boots? Pack 'em. Heart wide open? Bring that too. Your only job is to show up ready to fall completely in love with fluffy Scottish Highland Coos..
Getting here is easier than you think. Drive or hop the bus from Woods Hole.
We'll come get you — just say the word.
SNOW? OVER IT. SPRING? YES PLEASE. COWS? ABSOLUTELY.
Winter has officially worn out its welcome. The shoveling, the gray skies, the "is it ever going to end?" energy? Done. Finished. Goodbye.
And if you're a Vineyard local staring at the same four walls wondering why you agreed to live somewhere with actual winter — you are not alone.
Here's the good news: I've got the perfect cure for your cabin fever — and it involves cows.
Yes. Cows.
I've spent 20 years training cattle, and somewhere along the way, the cows started training me.
Here's what bovines have figured out that most of us haven't: they don't spiral about yesterday. They don't stress about tomorrow. They are here, right now, fully present — giant fluffy faces and all. No overthinking. No grudges. Just pure, uncomplicated joy.
And love? Turns out it doesn't need words when you've got a 2,000-pound Scottish Highland steer gazing at you like you're the best thing he's ever seen.
Come meet them -- At my farm in Loudon, New Hampshire, spring is arriving — and I want you to feel it with me.
Sit atop Curious Bleu — a gentle, 2,000-lb Scottish Highland steer who will absolutely melt your heart.
Let Owen pull you in a cart — yes, a Highland steer. It's as delightful as it sounds. Hug the fluffy calves — because you need this, and honestly, so do they
Special Offer for Vineyard Residents and their Friends
Two nights for the price of one at my farmhouse — book one of four suites, each with a private bathroom, comfy beds, and views of the farm and the Highlands grazing outside your window.
Your stay includes The Ultimate Cow Experience: an up-close, deeply wholesome encounter with my cattle that will leave you lighter, calmer, and with photos your friends won't believe.
Winter made us hibernate. Spring says it's time to live.
We’re just a 2 ½ hour drive from Woods Hole.
Click Here To find your joy. The cows are waiting.