Frustrated with your boss? Is your spouse ignoring you? Kids tuning you out? There's a program for you. Cuddle a cow. Yes, now it’s a thing.
I heard about Mountain Horse Farm in upstate New York which is now offering cow-and horse-cuddling sessions for a fee. Cuddling a horse and a cow simultaneously (which seems excessive to me) can cost $130 an hour, while cow cuddling alone is $90. That seems like a lot. After all, what's time to a cow?
I was astounded that people would be willing to pay good money to cuddle a cow--but maybe it isn't so weird. My therapist is a big ox.
Originally published in Fiddlehead, NH